A strange buzzing noise awoke him, he looked around in a half awake state. He slowly climbed out of bed, not quite ready to start the day. He walked to the bathroom to wash up, but that damned buzzing noise was even louder.

He tried to find the source of the annoying noise, but had no luck. As he was getting dressed, the noise grew to an uncomfortable level, he blasted music from his mp3 hoping he wouldn't hear the buzzing anymore. But yet, he could still hear it.

He thought he would go insane from hearing it anymore, "It's in my head." he muttered.
He knew what he had to do, he went back to the bathroom to get q-tips. He started violently digging in his ears, "It's not working, I need to go deeper."
He looked all around and grabbed a screwdriver that was just laying around, he started on his right ear. He started digging into his ear even more violently, until he felt his eardrum bust resulting in deafness.

He began on the other ear, after succeeding in the same thing he smiled at himself in the mirror.
His smile slowly turned into a frown as he heard the buzzing again, he knew what to do.

Through the eye.